New short story: Bits
I commented that the problem with lists like this is that it's really hard not to read them as a challenge. Someone suggested adding "in SPACE!" to the ideas, or "in bed," and as we bantered back in forth I came up with, "tech support is called for a zero-gee magical VIBRATOR."
So yeah. It's actually more a call to customer service than a call to tech support (#10: Someone calls technical support; wacky hijinx ensue.) But it's totally a story about science fictional sex toys. (There's no explicit sex; it's not erotica. There is, however, explicit description of alien penises, complete with a tape measure.)
Bits is in the October issue of Clarkesworld.